the coin that keeps on stroking

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WHAT IS GOONCOIN?

Gooncoin is the official currency of gooners.

Built by gooners, for gooners. A coin born from the deepest, darkest caves of the internet. This is not just another coin its a gooners lifestyle.

We goon. We hold. We goon again. That's it. That's the whole thing.

TOKENOMICS

TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
LIQUIDITY
100% LOCKED
FEES
0% / 0%

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THE GOON MANIFESTO

01 Thou shalt goon without shame.
02 The goon cave is sacred ground.
03 Multiple monitors = multiple blessings.
04 Diamond hands and iron grip.
05 We do not edge the chart — we edge ourselves.
06 If you sell, you were never a true gooner.

GOON CULTURE

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THE GOON CAVE

A sacred space. Multiple screens. Dim lighting. A throne of dedication. This is where gooners transcend.

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THE GOONER

A person of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. Edging charts and edging themselves simultaneously.

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THE GOON KIT

Laptop. 6TB of material. Industrial lotion. Noise-canceling headphones. Tissues. The Joker chair. Always ready.

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THE SESSION

Hours of dedication without reaching the end. Gooners don't finish — they simply reload and start again.

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DIAMOND GRIP

Never let go. Of $GOON or anything else. Iron grip. Diamond hands. This is the way of the gooner.

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PORNOSEXUAL

The final evolution. When the screens become your world and $GOON becomes your currency. Full goon achieved.

GOON WISDOM

"A gooner never finishes. He simply reloads."
"The goon cave isn't a place. It's a state of mind."
"One does not simply stop gooning."
"In the goon cave, every day is Valentine's Day... alone."
"We're all gonna make it. After one more session."

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FAQ

What is $GOON?
The official cryptocurrency of gooners worldwide.
Is there a roadmap?
The only road leads to the goon cave.
When moon?
We don't chase the moon. We chase the goon.
Wen utility?
The utility is the friends we gooned with along the way.